Friday, April 24, 2009

Winter Cometh to Stranger Lands

The Catskill winter wanes -- Soon enough, the whiners will spark up again to complain about the heat. It's bad enough I had to deal with them all winter long.

Non sequitur moment,

If you want to get noticed, do one or more of the following:

1. Invent something
2. Be outrageous
3. Use psychology

The first gives the greatest testament to your account. The second is most effective, but shortest lasting. The third is most powerful, but if you're caught, your social status drops significantly. So far, I've had the most success with the second.

On the bright side, I'm looking forward to a single next semester.

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